"Buy my stupid hype"

C'mon you f'ing ebook sellers, stop with the crap load o' hype!
No-one is gonna get f'ing rich with one of your crap ebooks, get real.

All they get is sore shitty eyes and a f'ing headache from reading the crap you write about.
All that crap you write about can be found by anyone taking time to look for it in the forums and on the blogs out there, and that's f'ing free!
Stop ripping people off with your high and mighty attitude of "spilling secrets".

F'ing secrets my ass!

If you are so good write a REAL f'ing book and see how far ya get.
They wont even get printed you assholes.

Sick of seeing people throwing money at these jerks for crap they don't need!
Admittedly some of these newbies who buy them are stupid for chasing the "magic bullet" which ain't there if you wise up and look. These books you buy will only piss you off.

You wanna be a rick bastard you gotta DO something to get the money, reading f'ing books ain't gonna cut it, taking action will.
Yeah yeah, the "gurus" say that after you buy the f'ing crap they sell but they are happy to not say that first, they rather see you spill ya cash on hype!

Crap like that wont stop till you gullible buyers stop buying.
Simple.

Take action on something, learn what ya need to learn for THAT action, nothing else until you done what ya supposed to do.

If you insist on spending ya cash, send the f'ing stuff my way. I will write ya a stupid f'ing ebook.